Surely a Pharaoh!

These two somehow learned about some fancy dudes who live overseas which the humans call "pharaohs" and how they wear these "fancy wraps" and have lots of this shiny thing called "gold"... Whatever gold is??

They did get a pack of these fun sticky, colorful, tiny and shiny (!) round thingies near the road the other day, and surely that's close enough right? It could even be gold itself for all they know!

As for the toilet paper, the Skeleton snuck in and borrowed  it from the farm house's bathroom — shhh!